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justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke. My god am I a fucking idiot. She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get. THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.
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justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke. My god am I a fucking idiot. She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get. THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.
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justanotherdayinlife:

animalcrackersinmyblog:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.

My god am I a fucking idiot.

She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.

THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.

(Source: disneyyandmore)

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    time for bed

  • stomach:

    LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE

  • brain:

    HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO

  • muscles:

    I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP

  • skin:

    LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU

  • ears:

    THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING

  • eyes:

    WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

  • mouth:

    IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE

  • body:

    HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS

  • me:

    ok

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